softball starts next week

toomainstreamforthis:

MOTHERFUCKING NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS.

theartofforgiveness:

1. Lose some motherfucking weight (looking motherfucking gorgeous)

2. Get a motherfucking (hot) boyfriend

3. Get a fabulous motherfucking job, roll in that ca$h.

4. Keep my report card full of motherfucking A’s, bitches love A’s

and 5. BE MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY NIGGA.